The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back - Chapter 96

Kid bean kid has been very depressed recently. No, it’s not just depressed, it’s the pain of the egg, although he doesn’t know where the egg is or why it hurts…

The reason is simple, because since he had a little brother, he felt that his parents don’t love him anymore!

Yes, you are not mistaken, it’s not that JJ is a little brother who was born ten months into a pregnancy.

When it comes to the oil bottle who is jealous with him, I have to start talking about it a year ago.

It was a dark and windy night for a month. After his Mr. Ma Ma Han Jiang overturned the vinegar jar and abducted his Baba Yunjinshu Comrade from the set, he played a uniform PLAY without any discipline. , There’s nothing, there, a belt, a set!

Then the matter was over, a seed of evil sprouted quietly, and when it was discovered, it had been three months before the **** could not be beaten!

For a seven-year-old young freshman, he really didn’t want to admit such a heavy mouth, but the truth is better than a bear’s poop. After witnessing Baba’s belly getting bigger day by day, his young heart was affected. The mulberry damage even collapsed in the Three Views.

Baba and Mama are going to have their own children

They definitely won’t want the kid I picked up again

My life is so bitter for God’s horse… 嘤嘤嘤

As for why the kid from kidney beans is not surprised that a man can give birth, it is probably because his nerves are too rough and he will be abandoned by his parents to occupy the high ground in despair. He didn’t react for a while. When he recovered, his brother was almost one year old.

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”

The little bun was lying on the crib, covered with a small aqua-blue velvet blanket, smirked at the brother standing aside with a finger in it, his big round and bright eyes did not blink, and the white tender face was on the face A pair of small dimples are exposed.

Kidney Bean glanced at him, turned his head, glanced again, turned his head again.

I don’t want to admit that I really want to poke that dimple!

But it looks so soft and good-looking…I want to squeeze it, can’t do it?

My brother is the most annoying! Kidney Bean pursed her mouth proudly, took a private glance and found that there was no one around, so she reached out and poked her brother’s little cheek, although he was about to be broken…

Oooh! So soft…

Kidney Bean stood on tiptoe, held on to the railing beside the crib, stretched out a finger to touch his brother’s cheek, those round eyes were full of exclamation, and his little head was tilted to the side, making him stupid no matter what. .

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”

The little bun seemed to like this little brother very much, and he chuckled with joy, his little fleshy arms grabbed kidney bean’s hand, and his little feet were raised in the air and patted vigorously, and his eyes narrowed happily.

The milk doll, who is about to turn one year old, is soft and exudes the fragrance of milk. The little pink dress with hellokitty printed on her body makes the baby’s face even more tender and irritating.

Kidney Dou felt that his cuteness was about to be exploded, and he wished to hug his younger brother for a while, but the majesty of his brother must be sufficient. He had forgotten the “blood hatred” of this little guy who captured his parents! [Hey, what kind of **** hatred this is! 】

So at this time he gritted his teeth, resisted the urge to hug his brother in his heart, puffed his cheeks and said, “Don’t laugh at me, I don’t know you at all.”

Nani? The little bun seemed to understand, he tilted his head and looked harmlessly at his brother’s face, with big eyes to small eyes.

“What do you think, I just bullied you! Come and bite me, come, come.”

Kidney Dou seemed to think that he could speak but his younger brother could not. He really took advantage. Taking advantage of the fact that Yun Jinshu and Han Jiang were not there, he writhed in front of his younger brother extremely horribly, and did not remember that he was nearly 7 years older than others. What a shame!

“Heh… heh!”

At first, the little bun with a cute look, after seeing his brother who was dancing around in front of him, he laughed happily, thinking that his brother was making him happy.

One big and one small, one stupid, one natural, they get along unexpectedly and harmoniously. When the door of the bedroom opens, Yun Jinshu and Han Jiang see such a scene.

“Bean, what are you doing?”

Yun Jinshu watched in surprise as the elder son twisted and twisted in front of the younger son, like a squirming caterpillar, with a terrifying expression on his face, it was so stupid that he couldn’t bear to look straight.

“Huh?” Kidney Bean was stunned for a moment, then stood at attention, showing an appearance of “I am the elder brother, I am very stable”, and said crisply, “My brother and I are discussing literature.”

“puff……”

Standing next to Han Jiang couldn’t help but spray it out, but in order to save face for his elder son, he had to hold back a smile and said, “Well, does your brother understand?”

“I must understand.” Kidney Bean waited to steal his brother’s limelight in front of his parents, and hurriedly stepped forward and hugged his brother in the crib, making a respectful look.

The little bun was also very cooperative. He said a bunch of words, and the kidney bean nodded and said, “Look, my brother is saying that the facts are better than a bear’s poop.”

Now Yunjinshu couldn’t hold back, and he laughed directly. There was really nothing to do with the weird little guy named Kidney Dou.

“Okay, okay, I know you are behaved, hurry up and eat and play, and your mother and I are going to coax my brother to sleep.

Kidney Bean raised an alarm when he heard the radar on his head. Baba and Ma Ma drove me out, but left the small oil bottle behind. It’s really heartbreaking. It’s the most annoying to be jealous and scheming!

As he said, he stepped on a small bench and climbed onto his brother’s crib. He hugged his brother and said, “No, I am a good brother. I must stay with him.”

Yun Jinshu, who was about to change his younger son’s diapers, had a hard time, “You hold your brother so tightly, how can I change him?”

Kidney Bean nodded obediently. After letting go, he leaned forward to his brother’s panties, and said in surprise, “Huh? Did I wear this when I was a kid? It looks so boring.”

“What’s so great about this, little fool, didn’t you also feed your dad **** him in the first place.”

“Han Jiang, are you looking for a beating?” Yun Jinshu threw an eye knife over, saying that his son was fed by excrement and urine!

Han Jiang quickly slapped his mouth to admit his mistake, and unfastened his younger son’s diapers. Kidney Bean moved up with a novelty, only to hear his younger brother giggle, and the boy **** all over his face in an instant…

Yunjin Book: “…”

Han Jiang: “…”

“Oh…” The little bun was sleepy and turned awkwardly, revealing his white and tender butt, and his face was innocent and innocent.

The two big and two small looked at each other, and then the unethical parents laughed frantically and almost overturned the roof.

The poor kidney bean squatted on the ground and drew circles, huh, my brother is too cruel…┭┮﹏┭┮

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In fact, it’s not his newly added younger brother that makes Kiddie the most crashing. After all, even though his younger brother always bullies him [Obviously you bully others, okay? 】, but at least Q is soft and soft, and can be rounded and flattened at will.

But for a man [Dafog], a masculine name is more important than anything else, but it is clear that his parents are not aware of this problem.

When the couple had conflicts, they were abusive every day, and a little abused every two days. The tossing was so violent. There was no time to sit down and give the eldest son a famous name. As a result, “Kidney Bean” was like this. A name that is often uncharacteristic has accompanied him for six years.

It wasn’t until he was in elementary school that he had to change an official name. The couple realized the seriousness of the matter. They ran through the dictionary all night and failed to find a suitable name. In the end, Han Ma Ma was forced to change his name. With a big wave, he said, “My son was born in Vancouver, or Yun Xiaowen.”

Yun Jinshu snorted coldly, looked at him with a smile, and said, “What’s the matter? I’m still feeling sorry for Wen Zeyun, are you ready to borrow your emotions?”

Han Jiang’s face turned green immediately, he smiled awkwardly, and said flatteringly, “Oh, I didn’t say anything just now. Look, I said don’t stay up late during pregnancy. Now you have hallucinations.”

“roll.”

Yun Jinshu threw him two white hygienic **** and changed his posture on the chair. Han Jiang immediately put a backrest on his back like a dogleg and said, “If you don’t need our son, I’ll be called Yun Xiaohua. It’s very special when I hear it. temperament.”

“Haha.” Yun Jinshu sneered, “Yun Xiaohua, Yun Xiaohua, you don’t think you gave birth to your daughter, are you?”

Han Jiang took a deep breath, deeply felt that the pregnant husband’s temper was too terrible, and the volatility of the yin and yang, but his wife was in charge of the family’s life and death power. He knelt for three months at the beginning of the washboard and didn’t want to do it again.

“I was wronged… My party said it well. It’s the same for boys and girls. It’s better to raise a pig if you don’t have a child!”

“Come on, don’t dangle in front of my eyes, my eyes are dizzy.”

Yun Jinshu yawned and waved his hand. He was trying to make a name for his son, and he couldn’t sleep. It was three o’clock in the morning, and he was really sleepy.

Han Jiang has learned well now, and he leaned forward and said, “Why don’t you do that, dear, you just open the dictionary and point to a word, and if you choose me, I will immediately say hello to the police station leader who has settled down.”

“Yeah…” Yunjinshu casually responded. He is not very convenient now, lethargic and fatigued. At this moment, he heard Han Jiang talking in his ear endlessly, leaning on the chair and he was going to fall asleep in a daze. .

When Han Jiang heard the order from his daughter-in-law, he didn’t dare to delay, he cautiously held the dictionary to Yunjinshu, watched him turn a few pages indiscriminately, did not open his eyes, pointed to a word and said, “…um… …That’s it.”

Han Jiang slapped his thigh and said, “Yun Xiaoge, good name, wife, you are such a good **** flower!”

Yun Jinshu has no strength to pay attention to him anymore. He fell asleep on the soft cushion. He didn’t hear what Han Jiang was talking about. When he was confused, he didn’t even remember that he chose such a silly name for his son. .

Han Jiang is a second-generation red. Even if he has been in jail, he is still very good at home, and he has good contacts and wrists. A phone call to the police station, and the policeman on duty that night gave his new red account booklet. Delivered to Emerald Villa.

As a result, the three words “Yunxiaoge” have become an eternal shame in the hearts of kidney bean children.

He has been looking forward to having a domineering name, such as Yun Batian, Yun King Kong, Yun Yingxiong, etc., but “Yun Xiaoge” is really too damn, not cool and handsome at all, it really affects him. The image of Jagged True Man!

For this reason, he had protested with the couple countless times, but Yunbaba’s pregnancy syndrome was terrible, and it exploded at one point. Han Mama didn’t dare to defy the “decree” and could only fool the child in a few words, “Yunxiaoge”. One pass from ten to ten, even in class, there are blushing little boys who stammers to confess, “Song…song…songsong, I don’t care about you.”

Hug, your uncle! I am not a hen!

As a result, the young kidney bean’s heart once again planted the seeds of “Baba, Ma Ma, do not love me”…

This day is the first birthday of the little bun. According to ancient customs, adults have to prepare for the children to catch the week. The so-called “catch the week” means to put small objects such as scissors, brushes, coins, and snacks in front of the children. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? , Let him grasp by his feelings, and what he caught means which industry the child will be engaged in in the future.

Originally, according to Yunjinshu and Han Jiang, I also wanted to make up the Zhouli for kidney beans, but the eldest son was really over-aged. Maybe the snacks were all taken away from the snacks at the beginning of the Zhouli.

After thinking about it, the two of them did not prepare for the eldest son in the end. As a result, Kidney grinds his heart again and nestles in his younger brother’s bedroom, utterly unhappy.

“I’m so tired, I don’t feel in love anymore…”

The little guy sat on the bed with an old face, sighing and sighing, but he reluctantly grabbed toys with his brother in his hand.

“…Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”

The little bun is very innocent. Seeing that the brother who always dances(?) to show him is unhappy, he plunges into his arms, and the round little cheek rubs his brother’s alone, and his little buttocks sticks to the sky, revealing Pink and tender hellokitty on the diaper.

Kidney Bean gave him a look of disgust, and couldn’t help poking his brother Bai Nen Q’s PP.

Tu Yan! It’s a crime to have such a soft and cute butt, tell you, I don’t want this one!

Thinking like this in my heart, I didn’t forget to pinch my brother’s little PP again.

Seeing his brother ignored him, the little bun didn’t give up, raised his little head and climbed on his brother’s shoulders and stood up swayingly. He kissed Kidney Bean’s cheek, and then his big eyes narrowed again, smiling like a fat man. Toot’s little lucky cat.

Damn it! Do you want to be foul?

Kidney Bean covered his chest and was instantly killed on the bed. The younger brother climbed to his chest, lying on his stomach like a little turtle and stopped moving. His ability to act like a baby is no worse than the older brother who still wore open crotch pants.

At this time, the resentful Kid Bean squinted his eyes and suddenly saw the small tray placed on the other end of the bed, which contained many small objects that would be used to catch Zhou’s gift for a while, and the kid smiled evilly.

HIAHIAHIAHIA…Aren’t you not giving me a catch week gift? Didn’t you give me a name that is not cool at all? Didn’t it take away Baba and Mom’s love?

Today, as my brother, I will let you know what “black belly” is!

Thinking of this, Kidney Bean sat up swiftly, the little meat ball lying on her body fell on the bed and rolled, showing her big watery eyes, looking at her brother, “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Brother, are you swollen?

The evil elder brother looked up to the sky and laughed, squatting on the bedside and taking out the contents of the small tray one by one.

In fact, the so-called catching Zhou ceremony has evolved into modern times, and it is no longer the role of predicting the future of the child. More parents like to use this method to name their children.

For example, parents will look through the dictionary in advance, select some words that they like, and make small notes and stuff them into small objects for catching weeks. When the child picks up any word, he will use which word, which is convenient and auspicious. .

Obviously, Yun Jinshu and Han Jiang, the cheating husband, learned the lesson of naming the eldest son. This time they deliberately turned through the dictionary a month in advance and chose a lot of cool, handsome and tyrannical characters for the little bun. But this kind of behavior fell in the eyes of the elder son in the rebellious and melancholic period, and it became an outright eccentricity.

Therefore, Kidney Bean finally seized the opportunity this time to make a shame, and of course he would not let it go easily, HIAHIAHIAHIA…!

The little guy shrank his head and took out the pieces of paper from the Zha Zhou small object one by one. Although he didn’t recognize a few words, the words with so many spicy strokes were very evil and maddening at first glance. Xiao Qingxin was too envious and hated, so he picked up the watercolor pen and began to write on the blank paper.

Humph, give me such a motherly name, and I want my brother to accompany me! You bad guys!

Although kidney bean hasn’t finished his first grade in elementary school, he can’t write many words, but this does not prevent him from tricking his younger brother, because he can pinyin, is it particularly boring?

When it was almost noon, Gu Yan and Zhao Hanchuan brought gifts to attend the catching ceremony of the little godson.

The gift that Gu Yan brought was a pair of golden bunnies. Yun Jinshu smiled and said, “You can give him such a precious thing for such a small child. You can see that Emperor Gu has a rich family.”

Gu Yan winked at him, took a sip from his teacup, “I don’t dare to be this. You are now the number one in power in the Han family. How can I dare to compare with you because of a child.” Expensive things are hard for a daughter to buy Xidezi.”

Yun Jinshu smiled and shrugged his shoulders. Zhao Hanchuan leaned in and said, “In fact, this guy Gu Yan is pretty good at giving things away. I went to Wufeng Mountain to burn incense that day, and deliberately gave your little son a fortune, this little guy. There is a shortage of water and gold in my fate, so it’s alright to hold the little golden rabbit to play with.

“Then what is the gift of Zhao Dapa?”

At this time, Han Jiang hugged the little bun and walked down the stairs, followed by kidney beans. The little guy wore a bear’s sweater, which looked like a red and fresh root.

Zhao Hanchuan chuckled, the face that was always cold to outsiders gushed out, and he took out a bottle of mineral water from his pocket and said, “The King Gu gave the gold. Of course I have to give water. This water is from me on the plane. Brought back, there is wood and snow on the plateau at an altitude of 5,000 meters.”

“…” Everyone made a cut, often looking down on this unbridled iron rooster.

The four adults chatted together for a long time, taking turns holding the little buns, kissing and rubbing, and the little guy was not impatient, giggling at everyone, stupid and dumb, and once again captured two godfathers. Heart.

At eleven o’clock at noon, the Zhou ceremony officially started.

The little bun lay on the sofa and stared at a large plate of colorful things in front of him. His eyes widened in curiosity and shock. The chubby little hands squeezed this against the other. The four adults watched attentively and did not forget some bad ideas.

“Catch that pink Mao Grandpa, hurry up, grab it and give it to Godfather Zhao.”

“Lao Zhao, what do you know, Jin Shu’s child will have to be an artist in the future, baby, listen to your godfather, catch that flute.”

“Hey hey, you two are enough, my real dad is still here, don’t you two command blindly.”

“Dwarf oil, isn’t Young Master Han becoming a mother to the husband and the son of the family? Now we are talking with the elders, what are you mixing with?”

“Zhao Hanchuan, wait, don’t let Li Ke take care of you!”

“It’s alright, there’s no end to it, what else is the son yelling about after catching the three of you?”

Yun Jinshu picked up his son and put it on his lap. He rolled his eyes to the three very embarrassing men on the opposite side. Kidney Bean came up and asked crisply, “Dad, what did my brother catch? Take a look, I want to see! “

The three men who were arguing swished in and stared at an embroidered purse and rattle that the little guy was holding.

Yunjinshu unhurriedly took out two small pieces of paper and frowned.

Who will tell him what is going on with this silly Chinese pinyin?

“TING, TINGTING Yuli”

“Yun, Dad’s Last Name”

The four adults froze for a moment, and then they couldn’t help but laugh. It must be the kid beanie who is doing tricks again. Anyone who makes a note will write the word “Dad” on it, little idiot.

Yun Jinshu rubbed his forehead with a smile, and was about to call kidney beans over, but the little guy standing on the side hugged his head and fled with a “wow”. For fear that his father would have a big ass, he still didn’t forget to yell: “Brother save me! “

Unexpectedly, the little bun is really very loyal. He didn’t see his brother “dancing” every day, rolling around on the sofa with his four feet upright, close to being cute.

Han Jiang smiled and stumbled, clutching Yunjinshu’s hand and said, “Forget it, these two jewels are willing to fight one and the other are willing to fight each other. If you are affectionate, don’t worry about so much.”

Of course, Yunjinshu is not really willing to settle accounts for kidney beans, but now I have a headache, “What about naming? A Ting and a Yun, no matter how they sound like a little girl, they can only be caught once every week, and then they can be caught. It’s not working.”

Han Jiang touched his chin, glanced at Zhao Hanchuan and snapped his fingers, “Didn’t Zhao just say that his son was short of water in his life? Just take the homonym “Ting” and the thunder of “Ting”.”

Gu Yan laughed when he heard this, nodded and said, “If I follow this method, I also have an idea.’Yun’ and’Yun’ are the same. This baby is short of gold in his life, so I will add another gold word next to it and take it as’Jun’. ‘.”

In an instant, Yun Jinshu’s eyes lit up, “Han Tingjun, Lei Tingjun, pay attention to this!”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, little bun was still not aware, sitting on the sofa stupidly with his head tilted and cute.

Han Jiang hugged his son, kissed and said with a smile, “Son, you will be called Han Tingjun from now on.”

“Wow~”

The big baby looked at his father and laughed, and laughed along with him, and finally put a PP excitedly, and then watched Han Jiang’s face turned blue, and the inner cow said with a full face, “Fuck! My son pulls me to warm up!”

The remaining three men in the living room burst into laughter instantly, and Master Han, who is a husband and a child, is really a virtuous man! Give praise yo dear!

And the Kidney Bean kid squatting on the corner of the living room, silently drew circles.

Tu Yan Tu Yan Tu Yan…you bad guys! I want to run away from home!

That night, the Kidney Bean friend carried his little yellow duck schoolbag and the lucky cat piggy bank and embarked on a journey away from home. When passing by his brother’s room, he couldn’t help but poke the Q bomb’s little butt. The younger brother grabbed the corner of his clothes and showed his belly for him to touch, but he never touched it again.

Selling cute foul ahhhhhhhhhh! QAQ