Pastoral Daily Life - Chapter 175

Chapter 174: Extra Four. When Xiao Hui Becomes A Human~ (Spoof, Nothing To Do With The Text)

Fang Lei took a week off with the police. Xiaohui can’t live without people now, and he can’t go to work and he takes Xiaohui by his side, so he can only ask for leave to stay at home with Xiaohui, at least let Xiaohui learn some basic life knowledge. Of course, life as a cat Xiaohui is not bad, but as a person, Xiaohui still needs to master a lot. Fortunately, Fang Lei’s case has just been closed, otherwise the leader would not have granted him leave.

“It’s money.”

Fang Lei leaned against the head of the bed, took out various banknotes ranging from one yuan to one hundred yuan from his wallet, and put them in front of Xiao Hui to teach him about it. According to what he knew about Xiao Hui, Xiao Hui would definitely not stay at home obediently, and he could not guarantee that the people Xiao Hui met when he went out were all good people like the driver last time, so he could only teach Xiao Hui the purpose of money first. . “What do you want, Xiao Hui, you can exchange money for it.” He said, picking up the one-yuan bill, “This is the smallest money.” He picked up the one-hundred-yuan bill, “This is the largest money.”

Xiao Hui squatted opposite Fang Lei, he still didn’t like the ‘sitting” position, it was easy to press his tail. He stared curiously at the banknotes in Fang Lei’s hand, tilted his head, and flicked his tail with a meow.

Fang Lei nodded, “You can exchange money for anything.”

Xiao Hui’s eyes lit up, he took out a hundred yuan from Fang Lei’s hand, and waving and meowing.

“…” Fang Lei. He held back his smile and touched Xiaohui’s ear, “No, I can’t exchange this hundred yuan for Lu Lingxi with Yan Yue. Money can only exchange things, not people. Besides, we didn’t just say that we only need the two of us at home, and we don’t want to. Are there more others?”

He was just joking, but Xiao Hui shook his ears and threw away the money, and suddenly threw himself into his arms. Fang Lei was stunned for a moment, and firmly hugged Xiao Hui in his arms.

meow~

Xiao Hui brought his forehead and Fang Lei together, stuck out his tongue and licked Fang Lei’s lips. Fang Lei’s heart trembled, he was about to push Xiao Hui away in a hurry, but he couldn’t help but hesitate a little when he heard the meaning revealed in Xiao Hui’s meow. Xiao Hui didn’t understand the joke he just made, and simply thought that he was sad because of Xiao Hui’s behavior, so he comforted him by licking him.

meow~

Xiao Hui stopped after licking, and looked at Fang Lei with a graceful expression, indicating that Fang Lei licked. According to the internet, in the cat world, only well-connected cats are allowed to groom each other. In the past, Xiao Hui regarded Fang Lei as a servant who served him, but now he reluctantly regarded Fang Lei as his same kind.

Fang Lei: “…”

The sudden sound of the phone rescued Fang Lei, no matter who Fang Lei was, thanked the person who called. But soon Fang Lei regretted the decision he just made. On the phone, Mrs. Fang made a final decision, “Leizi, I heard that you took a week’s leave. It just so happened that the little girl you met today is also on vacation these days. If you take a day to come out, you can do it tomorrow. The little girl has another meal and gets to know each other. Don’t stay after dinner, go for a walk around. That’s it, I’ll tell the girl first, and then you can call someone for a location. ”

Fang Lei: “Mom, I…”

“Okay, the TV series is about to start, I won’t talk about it.” The old lady simply hung up the phone, leaving Fang Lei alone with a headache. He was thinking that it would be an apology to invite that girl to dinner again, and by the way, he also made it clear that he had no intention of looking for a partner for the time being, so don’t delay others. But he didn’t expect the old lady to be in such a hurry, so he booked for tomorrow. He looked at Xiao Hui helplessly, not only worried about leaving Xiao Hui at home, but also worried about taking Xiao Hui and not knowing when Xiao Hui would turn back into a cat.

He hesitated for a long time, and then discussed with Xiao Hui: “I will take you to find Xiaoxi tomorrow, okay?”

Fang Lei has a lot of friends, but if anyone can accept the fact that Xiao Hui has become a human without any grudges, he thinks it is only Lu Lingxi.

meow~

Xiao Hui immediately became vigilant, and Fang Lei’s arrangement expressed dissatisfaction.

Fang Lei could not see it, so he chose to compromise. “Then I’ll invite a friend over for dinner tomorrow, okay?”

meow~

Fang Lei explained: “It’s just an ordinary friend, you’ll be fine after dinner.”

Xiao Hui nodded reluctantly and agreed. Fang Lei breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about the enthusiasm of the old lady in the family, it would be better to tell the girl earlier. Otherwise, there is no guarantee what the old lady can do without him knowing. Although it was reckless to ask the girl to stay at home, this is his home ground, and if Xiaohui turns back into a cat, he can try to fool him. Fang Lei found the girl’s phone number. After connecting, he first apologized for his behavior today, and then euphemistically said that his brother was not in good health and it was not convenient to go out. If the girl doesn’t mind, he wants to invite the girl to have a meal at home, which is his apology.

Xu Shi Fang Lei’s police career gave people a sense of security, and the other party did not refuse to agree.

Fang Lei thought about the problems that he might encounter tomorrow, and felt that there was nothing missing, so he cheered up and continued to explain with Xiao Hui. In one night, he taught Xiao Hui how to identify the amount of banknotes. Small gray does not know numbers, it is distinguished by the color of the banknotes. Fang Lei also took Xiaohui to review how to use the electrical appliances at home, including the mobile phone he is using now. Although Xiao Hui is smart when he is a cat, he can basically use it, but after he becomes a human, there is always a difference between his hands and claws. These are the basics, and the most important thing is to let Xiao Hui develop the habit of wearing clothes. Fang Lei found all his clothes, and tried on the pants, t-shirt, and jacket with Xiao Hui. Fortunately, apart from some interference from the tail, Xiao Hui does not seem to be repulsive to wearing clothes.

Fang Lei was thinking about buying Xiao Hui some of the now-popular fat pants, so that Xiao Hui could hide his tail, and a hat. Yes, he had to buy Xiao Hui a mobile phone. While making plans, he watched Xiao Hui, who was tumbling over and over on the bed, enjoying himself, and he had the consciousness of raising a son in advance.

meow~

Xiao Hui rolled over and shrunk into a ball like a cat against Fang Lei’s thigh. Fang Lei felt a little uncomfortable and wanted to move, but Xiao Hui slapped him unhappily .

Fang Lei: “…”

My son probably won’t have such a big temper.

After 11 o’clock in the evening, Xiao Hui couldn’t hold it anymore and pulled Fang Lei to sleep. Fang Lei slept all afternoon and didn’t feel sleepy at first, but Xiao Hui was so troubled that he could only sleep with Xiao Hui. Before going to bed, Fang Lei found two T-shirts to prepare him to sleep in, one small gray and the other. But Xiao Hui refused to wear it, and even took off his underwear, lay naked on Fang Lei’s body, stretched his limbs, and rubbed meowlessly.

Fang Lei was going crazy, grabbed Xiao Hui to keep him from moving, “Sleep.”

Xiao Hui bit Fang Lei’s neck in dissatisfaction and continued to rub, Fang Lei had to hold Xiao Hui tightly in his arms, holding him between his legs, imprisoning Xiao Hui Actions. The two hugged each other in an unprecedentedly intimate gesture, Fang Lei clearly felt that while he was hardened, Xiao Hui was also hardened.

Fang Lei: “…”

Xiao Hui was uncomfortably coquettish, and followed his instinct to lick Fang Lei’s neck.

meow~

Fang Lei heard the meaning of Xiao Hui’s estrus, and tried to brainwash “Xiao Hui is a cat” in his mind, but the soft lips and tongues around his neck always reminded him that Xiao Hui is not a cat now but has become human. Although Xiao Hui still has cat ears and cat tail, he believes that anyone who sees Xiao Hui’s current appearance will think that Xiao Hui is a person.

Meow~

Xiao Hui urged him uncomfortably, Fang Lei let go of his hand in embarrassment, and Xiao Hui immediately wrapped around him without a teacher, grabbing Xiao Xiaolei with both hands through his underwear.

Fang Lei: “…”

Breaking!

“Little Hui, let go.” Fang Lei gritted his teeth and said, Xiao Hui is obviously inexperienced for the first time. Fang Lei feels that if Xiao Hui is caught again, he will have to see a doctor tomorrow. .

meow~

Xiao Hui didn’t listen to Fang Lei’s words, instead he held on tighter. He grabbed Xiao Xiaolei and moved up and down as if he suddenly understood something. Fang Lei didn’t know whether to enjoy or torment now. In order to prevent the tragedy of Xiao Xiaolei breaking in Xiao Hui’s hands, Fang Lei had to hold Xiao Hui’s hand and instruct him how to control the strength. After the ‘sweet” torture, Xiao Hui looked at Fang Lei with bright eyes, and grabbed Fang Lei’s hand to touch Xiao Xiaohui with great interest.

meow~

Fang Lei: “…”

Adhering to the principle of having contacts and helping each other, Fang Lei successfully helped Xiaohui solve the problem of estrus. His experience is much richer than Xiao Hui, Xiao Hui hugged Fang Lei and licked it comfortably, leaving countless tooth marks on Fang Lei’s neck, and saliva all over Fang Lei’s body. Fang Lei couldn’t hold Xiao Hui and took another shower, but Xiao Hui was unhappy and licked countless saliva on him again.

meow~

Fang Lei could hear clearly, Xiaohui’s behavior of licking saliva is an interaction between cat companions. Strictly speaking, what Xiao Hui licked was not saliva, but a mark of possession. Through this behavior, he marked Fang Lei’s body, and declared to Fang Lei and other cats that Fang Lei belonged to him, and no one was allowed to rob him.

Fang Lei: “…”

No matter what Fang Lei thought, Xiao Hui consciously completed the mark and happily fell asleep on Fang Lei. Fang Lei reluctantly hugged Xiao Hui and unknowingly fell asleep.

The next morning, Fang Lei went to the vegetable market to buy a lot of hot pot ingredients and came back. Although he has practiced his cooking skills, he is limited to making fish, and everything else is ordinary. Considering that Xiao Hui may not like to eat hot pot, Fang Lei also bought a few kilograms of fresh small fish, and prepared half of it to be fried for Xiao Hui, and half of the fish soup for Xiao Hui. When he went out in the morning, Xiao Hui hadn’t gotten up yet. When he returned to the apartment with a full hand of vegetables, he saw that the apartment door was wide open, and Xiao Hui was squatting at the door wearing only black underwear, wagging his tail and looking at him.

Fang Lei was startled, and quickly looked around to see if anyone was seen. He hurriedly entered the house and was about to close the door, Xiao Hui had already jumped into his arms and angrily accused him of leaving Xiao Hui at home. Fang Lei had no choice but to use his nirvana, holding Xiao Hui with one hand and rubbing his stomach with the other.

meow~

Xiao Hui felt so comfortable being rubbed, and immediately couldn’t remember what she was angry about a minute ago.

Fang Lei looked at Xiao Hui with a funny look, ready to go to the kitchen to wash vegetables, Xiao Hui obediently followed behind. When it was almost done, Fang Lei checked the time and dragged Xiao Hui back to the bedroom. He found two of his clothes and asked Xiao Hui to wear them.

“Good, when someone comes, you must hide your tail. Also, when you are about to turn back into a cat, hide in the bedroom and don’t come out, remember?”

meow~

Fang Lei touched Xiaohui’s ear and patiently coaxed: “Just a while, I’ll fry you small fish at noon.”

Xiao Hui tilted his head and looked at Fang Lei, and graciously agreed to his partner’s request.

meow~

When it was about 11:00, Lin Jing found Fang Lei’s single apartment according to the address Fang Lei gave her. She has a good impression of Fang Lei, and it belongs to love at first sight. Although Fang Lei’s conditions were so good that she was not married yet, she felt strange, but considering Fang Lei’s career, she could understand it. The only thing Lin Jing cared about was the cat-eared boy from yesterday. She probably guessed that the boy was the younger brother Fang Lei said, and she felt a little uncomfortable. After all, the first time she met Fang Lei, she was thrown into the restaurant by Fang Lei, which was a bit embarrassing to say.

Lin Jing stood at the door and was about to knock on the door, when Xiao Hui in the room suddenly exploded. He smelled an unpleasant smell at the door, exactly the same as the smell on Fang Lei’s body after he left him yesterday.

meow~

Xiao Hui angrily went to find Fang Lei who was frying him.

Fang Lei didn’t understand why Xiaohui was angry again, “What’s wrong?”

Xiao Hui was about to complain when there was a knock on the door, Fang Lei touched Xiao Hui’s head, “Don’t make trouble, there are guests coming.”

He guessed that Lin Jing was coming, turned off the fire and opened the door. Xiao Hui angrily followed behind Fang Lei. As soon as Fang Lei opened the door, a gentle smile appeared on Lin Jing’s face. The next moment, the smile solidified on her face, Xiao Hui squeezed into Fang Lei’s arms from behind, hugged Fang Lei and kissed him affectionately.

meow~

Lin Jing: “…”

Fang Lei: “…”

Xiao Hui glanced at Lin Jing arrogantly, full of hostility towards her appearance.

Fang Lei had nothing to do with Xiao Hui, so he could only smile helplessly, and asked Lin Jing to come in.

Lin Jing walked in calmly, and her eyes circled the room quickly. Fang Lei’s apartment was very clean, and Lin Jing’s impression of him was a little better. Of course, it would have been better without that quirky cat-eared boy.

“Sit down first, eat hot pot at noon, and it will be good soon.” Fang Lei was very polite.

Lin Jing smiled, “Do you need my help?”

“No, no.” Fang Lei declined. He put the fruit on the coffee table in front of Lin Jing, and Xiao Hui hugged the whole fruit bowl in his arms.

meow~

Lin Jing: “…”

Fang Lei twitched the corner of his mouth, nodded at Lin Jing embarrassedly, grabbed Xiao Hui and returned to the bedroom, closed the door, and whispered, “Remember what we said in the morning? ”

Xiao Hui scratched Fang Lei angrily, he was more righteous than Fang Lei.

Fang Lei had to compromise, “It’s just an ordinary friend who has a meal and will send her away in a while. Be obedient and don’t make trouble.”

meow~

Fang Lei nodded, “I promise.”

After communicating again, Xiao Hui’s attitude towards Lin Jing was better. Of course, his hostility is still there, but Xiao Hui feels that he is a big enough adult, and he tolerates his partner preparing food for his opponent. Xiao Hui’s hostility was too obvious, and Lin Jing felt it clearly. She was a little uncomfortable at first, but after careful observation, she found that Xiao Hui couldn’t speak, only meowing. She didn’t think of going anywhere else, but felt that Xiao Hui’s brain was abnormal. Looking at the cat ears on Xiaohui’s head, you can see that Xiaohui regards himself as a cat. Thinking about it this way, Lin Jing felt sympathy for Fang Lei, and was a little more tolerant towards Xiao Hui. When Fang Lei packed up and greeted her for hot pot, she smiled and let Xiaohui go.

“Xiao Hui doesn’t eat hot pot.” Fang Lei said, picking up a small fish, carefully picking some big thorns, tearing it into small strips and placing it in Xiao Hui’s bowl.

meow~

Xiao Hui shouted at Fang Lei.

Fang Lei was helpless, nodded politely to Lin Jing, motioned for Lin Jing to eat first, then turned his head to pick up the small fish and fed it to Xiao Hui’s mouth.

Lin Jing: “…”

Seeing that Fang Lei didn’t care about eating, he just kept feeding Xiao Hui with thorns, Lin Jing finally couldn’t help smiling and said, “Is Officer Fang not hungry?”

Fang Lei said casually: “It’s okay, I’m used to it, let’s feed Xiao Hui first.”

Lin Jing’s forehead jumped, and she saw that Xiao Hui had no self-consciousness at all, meowing and eating. After finally waiting for Xiao Hui to finish eating, Lin Jing felt that it was time for her and Fang Lei to eat slowly. As a result, Xiao Hui lazily approached Fang Lei and squeezed into Fang Lei’s arms in front of her. The cat is coquettish.

meow~

Xiao Hui glanced at Lin Jing provocatively, then turned to lick Fang Lei’s neck.

Fang Lei: “…”

The smile on Lin Jing’s face was about to end, she put down her chopsticks and said softly as she could: “I’m full.’

Fang Lei sighed, and he really couldn’t blame Xiao Hui, so he could only nod at Lin Jing apologetically, and straight to the point: “Sorry, my brother is not very sensible. I came here to apologize for what happened yesterday, and I also wanted to tell Miss Lin that my career is too dangerous, I don’t know when it will happen, and I don’t want to drag others down. Miss Lin is very good and deserves a better person. ”

What he said was euphemistic, Lin Jing still blushed and interrupted him, “Is it because of him?”

Fang Lei was stunned, to some extent because of Xiao Hui, but it was definitely different from what Lin Jing thought. However, Lin Jing took his hesitation as an acknowledgement, and Lin Jing felt aggrieved. The anger of being thrown into the restaurant yesterday for no apparent reason, she blurted out, “What’s so good about being a neuropathy.”

Fang Lei’s face darkened slightly, “Miss Lin, Xiao Hui is not sick.” After speaking, Fang Lei thought that it was also his fault, and slowed down, “I’m really sorry, this It was my fault, I…”

Before he finished speaking, Lin Jing stood up abruptly. Before Fang Lei could react, Xiao Hui jumped up quickly and blocked Fang Lei’s face.

meow~

Xiao Hui squinted angrily and yelled at Lin Jing, looking like she was going to pounce on Lin Jing at any time. In Xiao Hui’s view, Lin Jing’s behavior was a threat to Fang Lei, and he wanted to stand up to protect his partner.

Fang Lei: “…”

Lin Jing angrily left the apartment and left a sentence, “Don’t explain it to me, just wait to explain it to my aunt.”

As soon as she left, Xiao Hui jumped into Fang Lei’s arms happily. To drive the enemy away from his own territory is a victory for Xiao Hui. He smugly flicked his tail at Fang Lei, with a look of praise on his face.

Meow~(≧▽≦)/~

Fang Lei laughed helplessly, looking at Xiao Hui with condoning eyes.

“Do you still eat small fish?”

Xiao Hui touched his stomach and felt that he had consumed a lot of energy just confronting the enemy, and he could still eat another small fish.

meow~

Fang Lei led Xiaohui back to the restaurant. Half an hour later, Fang Lei, who was full and full, received a call from the old lady. He was already mentally prepared to break the pot. Sure enough, as soon as the old lady came up, she scolded Fang Lei in a **** way. It was nothing more than that he made a little girl cry, it was too much. When Fang Lei felt that the old lady was almost scolding, and when it was time to take a break and drink water for the main event, the old lady suddenly changed the topic, “Is your father and I the kind of old-fashioned people? You like men when you say you like them. , is there anything you can’t tell your family. You are living with people, and your dad and I are still kept in the dark. Are we outsiders? Are you worthy of me and your dad raising you for so many years? ”

Fang Lei: “…”

“Mom, no, I…” Fang Lei didn’t know how to explain it for a long time.

Old Mrs. Fang took a sip of water and continued: “What are you! What are you trying to say? Didn’t you hide it from us? What is that? You feel ashamed? Are you afraid of the jokes around you? Who do you live for, it’s better to live comfortably yourself, you don’t care what others think, can they live for you?”

“…” Fang Lei simply admitted his mistake, “Mom, I was wrong.”

He had given up the idea of explaining, and the old lady snorted, “What if I know it’s wrong?”

Fang Lei immediately stated, “I will find time to take him back to see you.”

“It’s almost the same.” The old lady hung up the phone arrogantly.

Fang Lei shook his head and laughed.

meow~

Xiao Hui let out a coquettish cry after seeing Fang Lei answer the phone. He ate two more fish, and ate a lot of noodles in the hot pot. Fang Lei sat laughingly beside the bed and rubbed Xiao Hui’s stomach. Xiao Hui narrowed his eyes comfortably and rolled into Fang Lei’s arms, hugging him and licking his saliva.

Fang Lei looked at Xiao Hui indulgently, thinking that it was not bad.