Tianbao Fuyao Lu - Bab v2 2

“Gold Medal Assistant”, “National First Class Exorcist Training Training Notice”, “2013”, “Spiritual Revolution”-xian’dai’pia

Lu Zhou heard so many stories of crossing, but did not expect that he would have crossed one day.

“Siapa pun?” Lu Zhou shouted.

This is an abandoned factory, the sky outside is dim and full of vegetation in the tropical rain forest.

“Xiao Yi!” Lu Zhou shouted: “Kamu ada di mana ?!”

He remembered that he and Xiao Yi were recording a whole-person program. After taking Xiao Yi’s mustard buns to eat, suddenly Xiao Yi disappeared and he suddenly appeared in the waste factory. At first I thought that the stage set had suddenly changed, and the whole show went to the next stage. After surveying the surrounding area, it was found that the tree was still real.

He climbed to the second floor of the factory and found a huge pyramid in the distance, like somewhere in South America, searching for no results, and decided to go out to find if there was anyone.

The sun was shining brightly, but the tropical rain forest was almost terrifyingly quiet. Lu Zhou had just walked a few steps and stepped on something, and there was a long scream in the forest. Beast behind him rushed at him.

Lu Zhou shouted, and saw that there was a scarred, broken wolf in front of him. The wolf was already rotting. When he pressed him on the ground, he would bite. Lu Zhou struggled frantically and shouted, “Pergi!” He couldn’t breathe a bad smell, and it was about to bite into his throat, and a slash came from behind, cutting the zombie-like wolf in half.

A thin, tall young man appeared behind the wolf, but turned back and shouted, “Find another one!”

“Lari!” A man shouted, and the young man dragged Lu Zhou, berteriak, “can you run?”

Lu Zhou nodded, and the young man dragged him toward the depths of the woods, followed by several people behind him. Lu Zhou just wanted to ask “what to run”, but everyone was chasing thousands of rotten wolves!

“Dimana ini–!”

“Kami tidak tahu!” Shouted the tall young man.

“Ke mana harus lari ?!” Lu Zhou shouted.

“Aloft!” A man behind him caught up, and another man followed, berteriak “Melompat!” Lu Zhou jumped hard, and everyone jumped over a stream at the same time.

“Semoga beruntung!” The man behind him shouted to Lu Zhou: “My name is Zhang Min!”

“Shangshu!” The leading youth shouted holding a long knife.

Everyone rushed up the tree, Lu Zhou jumped a few times, diserahkan, the wolves roared continuously under the tree, and finally rushed away.

Lu Zhou gasped, looking at the strangers climbing on the tree. yang tinggi, thin young man nodded to Lu Zhou and said, “Lin Jingfeng.”

“Meng Feng.” Another man of similar height to Lu Zhou nodded at him: “This is Zhang Min.”

Lin Jingfeng said: “I think there might be an answer in the pyramid.”

“You can’t beat with a knife! There are so many wolves.” Meng Feng said: “There are fire and smoke over there. Lihatlah.”

“Tunggu!” Lu Zhou said: “Can you tell me what’s going on?”

There was silence on the north side of the pyramid. In the middle of the empty altar, several teenagers and youth looked at each other.

“Apa yang harus saya lakukan?” Liu Yan said.

Chi Xiaoduo said: “Atau … everyone introduce yourself first?”

Liu Yan shook hands with Chi Xiaoduo, another young man who had been looking at the pyramid turned around and smiled at them.

“Exhibition.”

Chi Xiaoduo introduced himself, and Liu Yan motioned to the teenager around him, pepatah, “He is called Cassia.”

Everyone pondered for a moment, Chi Xiaoduo said, “Apa yang sedang terjadi? I remember Ming Ming and Xiang Cheng were on vacation by the sea.”

Liu Yan said: “I’m buying food in the supermarket.”

Xiao Yi: “I am participating in a variety show …”

Exhibition Road: “Saya **** … Untung, I have paper in my hand.”

Semua orang: “…”

Cassia: “Are we crossing?”

“Go over there and see.” Zhanhang said: “Have you brought a mobile phone? Who has the signal?”

Everyone’s mobile phone has no signal, Chi Xiaoduo said: “I think Xiang Cheng has also been sent over.”

“Who is Xiang Cheng?”

“Pacar saya …”

“Oh–” Semua orang tidak mengatakan apa-apa.

“Go look over there.” Liu Yan pointed to the pyramid.

“Sehat.” Chi Xiaoduo pondered for a moment, lalu berkata: “If there are people nearby, they should gather at the landmark as soon as possible. Ayo pergi.”

In the jungle.

“Go to a high place first.” Meng Feng said: “What if someone?”

Lin Jingfeng: “Go to the pyramid.”

Lu Zhou: “There is a factory over there …”

Meng Feng: “Kakak beradik, can you listen to me?”

Lu Zhou: “Siapa kamu! Entah bagaimana, why have to listen to you.”

Meng Feng: “Hai! I just protected you!”

Lu Zhou: “Protect you! It’s obviously this little brother who saved me …”

Zhang Min: “Don’t be noisy, we have to choose a captain. Sebaliknya, itu tidak akan berhasil seperti ini.”

Lin Jingfeng: “Just whatever you want, I’m going first. I think Xiaoche will probably go to the pyramid …”

Everyone looked at me on an open space. saya melihat mu. After a long fight, there was still no solution.

On the masonry avenue:

“Why is this pyramid style so strange?” The exhibition line murmured: “It’s a bit like Maya, and it’s a bit like Angkor Wat … Chi Xiaoduo, apa yang akan kamu lakukan?”

Chi Xiaoduo: “This drainage is not well done …”

Cassia: “We look like a jungle expedition.”

“Or choose a captain.” Zhanhang Chao Chi Xiaoduo said: “Bagaimanapun, you have to find someone.”

The four agreed that there was no problem, and Liu Yan asked them, “I am a mechanic, apa yang akan kamu lakukan?”

Chi Xiaoduo: “I am a designer.”

Exhibition: “I am an archaeologist.”

Liu Yan then said: “It doesn’t matter if the decision is made. I’ve fought a war. I’ll be the captain for the time being.”

Everyone agreed naturally, and listening to the captain, Liu Yan walked ahead, and Cascade said, “Go and see on the path.”

Semua orang: “?????”

“Trust his instincts,” Liu Yanchao said to everyone, so they turned out of the masonry avenue, and a new road appeared in the jungle.

“Lihat?” Cascade motioned to them.

A sign hung at the end of the path, with a few words written: “Unfinished.”

Liu Yan frowned deeply and took them back to the main road. Without a moment, Zhanhang suddenly said, “The sun has been on the zenith.”

Chi Xiaoduo also said: “This road is not like a monument that hasn’t been visited for too long, but like a newly built playground.”

The other side of the jungle.

“Xing Xing Xing.” Lu Zhou finally gave in: “You can be the captain, see if you can.”

Meng Feng: “If you want to be the captain, you take the money out.”

Lu Zhou: “I didn’t bring it!”

After a round of disputes, everyone still reluctantly chose a more reliable plan. Lin Jingfeng is archaeological, Meng Feng is a special soldier, and Lu Zhou is a rich actor, but he did n’t bring any money with him. Meng Feng’s, first go up the mountain to check. That plume of smoke should be a wolf smoke lighted by someone.

“It’s obviously going to have a holiday.” Meng Feng said frantically: “My dad is still waiting at home …”

“Cassia must be worried about dying,” Zhang Min said.

Lin Jingfeng suddenly booed, and everyone calmed down, and Lu Zhou suddenly fell down, listening to the sound of the ground, dan bergumam: “Here is again.”

“Lari!” Meng Feng said decisively.

Segera setelah itu, the zombie wolf rushed out of the woods. The next moment was full of corpse wolves in all directions. The four immediately evacuated and fled. Lu Zhou shouted, “Kapten! Apa yang harus dilakukan!”

Meng Feng: “Bagaimana aku tahu!”

The four held rough wood in their hands and fled while resisting. The corpse wolf was almost overwhelming. Lin Jingfeng shouted, “Can’t stop it!”

Meng Feng rushed to the cliff, almost stepped empty, there was a cliff underneath! Lu Zhou’s eyes were fast and he dragged him. The four turned around, each holding a wooden stick, and the wolves rushed to the cliff to stop. Below is a big yellow river.

“Melompat!” Someone shouted suddenly across the cliff.

Everyone glanced back, and a man appeared on the opposite side. Then he jumped and jumped from a cliff nearly 20 meter tinggi. Seeing the corpse wolf rushed up again, Meng Feng, Zhang Min and Lu Zhou and Lin Jingfeng can only take a leap.

“The actors still perform diving!” Meng Feng did not forget to laugh.

“Call Eun Gong!” Lu Zhou growled.

The crowd fell into the water one after another, dan ada suara keras, which was brought downstream by the running water.

On the masonry avenue:

“Itu panas,” Chi Xiaoduo said.

“Let’s go under the shade.” Liu Yan put his shoulders on cassia. Tiga jam kemudian, everyone was completely mixed, jalan-jalan, just like traveling, Xiao Yi also sang to them and found water. Give Cassia to drink.

“If Meng Feng is half considerate, I will burn high fragrance.” Liu Yan said to Xiao Yi.

Everyone laughed hahaha, and Cascade said, “The sun has never moved.”

“Satu …” Liu Yan thought for a while and said, “I think this may be a parallel space-time independent of our world.”

“Itu mungkin.” Chi Xiaoduo said: “And I think we come from different parallel spaces.”

When sitting down to rest, according to the details of their respective exchanges, everyone began to speculate about the reasons why they would appear here.

“I also think this is a mid-autumn friendship event organized by same-sex dating software.” Zhanhang said: “Why is it so strange, setiap orang?”

Cassia said: “Perhaps something went wrong, and we accidentally threw us from many parallel spaces into this unfinished world.”

This is the most reasonable explanation. Liu Yan looked at the pyramid and muttered: “The secret may be in the pyramid.”

In the lower reaches of the river, several people were wet, shirtless and gasping on the shore.

“Xiang Cheng.” Xiang Cheng nodded toward everyone.

“It’s you who ignites.” Meng Feng said.

Lu Zhou: “Also burn out such a large group of wolves?”

Xiang Cheng spread his hands and said: “Saya tidak tahu, I just want to burn something to scare them away, but I didn’t expect more and more.”

In the distance came the howling of the corpse wolf, and everyone was alert again. Lin Jingfeng asked Xiang Cheng, “Apa yang sedang kamu lakukan?”

“saya …” Xiang Cheng hesitated for a moment, lalu berkata, “I am a club technician.”

“Oh.” Everyone showed an unexplained expression, and Xiang Cheng quickly added another sentence: “We don’t make black.”

When he found someone, he walked towards the pyramid, but when they all got up, they heard a voice from heaven.

“Hai, Halo. Bisakah kamu mendengarku?”

“Semua orang, I do n’t know how many people are here … It ’s just that I accidentally made a mistake … Mixed your world together, where you are now, is a world that has not yet been completed … ? “

“Menguasai, your mince is chopped …”

“Put some salt, Haoran forgot to put salt, don’t use lard …”

Semua orang: “?????”

In the Biyou Palace, the three masters, Tongran, Haoran and Qilin, bowed their heads and spoke towards a plate of steamed tofu with crab powder.

Master Tongtian said amiably: “You now have to find something. This thing is left by the creator of this world … a core system that doesn’t know where, open that system, dan saya bisa … incidentally Mention … “

Meng Feng and others heard the corners of his mouth twitch.

“… Menguasai, you finish the previous sentence first, otherwise they will not understand.”

“… Is there anyone in it who doesn’t know yet.”

On the masonry avenue, Xiao Yi and others immediately looked up and shouted into the sky: “Seseorang! Someone here!”

“It’s exactly the same as we guessed.” Liu Yan said: “Pergi, this person may be the manager here.”

Cascade: “He asked us to find the core system, which should be inside the pyramid.”

“I’ll put the moon cakes in the oven first, you guys will wait for a while.” Tianyin said.

Zhanxing shouted: “Tidak masalah! You bake it first! Don’t bake it! Let’s take a look at the pyramid!”

riverside:

Lu Zhou: “Sakit, ini dia!”

“Do what he did?” Meng Feng looked puzzled.

Xiang Chengdao said: “My mana is blocked, otherwise I can fly up and see.”

Lin Jingfeng had trouble channeling: “Do you still have mana?”

Xiang Cheng nodded modestly and Meng Feng said to Lu Zhou: “Hey Xijing, he should be with you too.”

“Comrade Special Forces.” Lu Zhou said seriously: “Come to fight? We also followed the Wuzhi practice.”

Everyone was busy saying goodbye to fighting, and suddenly there was a noise in the woods in the distance, Xiang Cheng said: “Tidak! Disini lagi! Quick withdrawal!”

Everyone ran out of their legs, and just rushed out, not too far away. Suddenly remembering that he was not wearing a shirt, Xiang Cheng turned around, but he saw that the corpse wolf had surrounded the river bank from both sides.

“My wife bought it for me!” Xiang Cheng shouted.

Zhang Min: “Little life matters!”

Massive corpse wolves rushed out of the woods, flooding the rainforest area, and everyone yelled and ran wild.

In Biyou Palace, the teacher took off the cooking gloves and put it in front of the plate of crab powder tofu, berkata: “Hai, Saya kembali, Anda telah mendengar?” Then he said to himself: “The explorer said, you must first Find your companion, go to the front of the core system, and turn on the system. According to the world you come to, the system will automatically divide the boundary for you. I will use reduction technique here to make everyone’s egg whites be egg whites and egg yolks. Carry it out. “

“Hear it!” Chi Xiaoduo shouted.

They have begun to climb the pyramid. The entrance of this pyramid is close to the top at the waist. It is estimated that it will be a long time to climb. There are many scaffolding and stones piled up in the height. Obviously not all have been completed. Xiao Yi said, “Will you rest a little longer? I still have chocolate here.”

Xiao Yi divided some chocolates, Liu Yan said: “But I didn’t say how to start.”

“Voice-controlled.” Cassia said: “It’s all parallel to the world, where the creator still can’t think of setting up a bunch of codes for himself.”

Everyone thought so too.

Xiao Yi said: “But where is Brother Zhou?”

Chi Xiaoduo said: “Let’s start the system and they should go back together.”

“Pintar!” Exhibition Road: “Bagaimana Anda tahu?”

“Tebakan.” Chi Xiaoduo said: “Bagaimanapun, I found the system, and people didn’t come to them again.”

They set off again and climbed a few steps, deciding doubtfully: “What do you see over there?”

The woods were surging like waves, and they looked down from the pyramids. The field of vision was very wide. Kemudian, Cheng Cheng flew long legs and rushed out of the woods.

“Xiang Cheng!” Chi Xiaoduo shouted immediately.

Behind one after another, Meng Feng, Zhang Min, Lu Zhou, Lin Jingfeng appeared.

Exhibition: “Tuan Kecil!”

Xiao Yi shouted: “Brother Zhou!”

Segera setelah itu, there were tens of thousands of ferocious wolves appearing behind them, chasing them and rushing out of the rain forest! The shouting on the pyramid shouted, and everyone would jump down to save, but Cascade said: “Tunggu. At their speed, the wolves cannot catch up.”

Liu Yan was about to continue to respond, suddenly changed his mind and said: “Iya, dengarkan aku, Kemarilah!”

The guys got on the scaffolding, and Cassia fixed a lever. There was an incomplete sculpture on the pyramid. Liu Yan shouted, “Let’s work together-hard!”

Chi Xiaoduo, Zhanhang, Xiao Yi, and Liu Yan pressed the lever together, and decided to use the stone to press on the other side, and from time to time looked at the boyfriends who rushed to the distance and barefoot.

“saya melihat mereka!” Meng Feng’s voice came from a distance.

Lu Zhou: “Don’t come down! Xiao Yi! We’re here soon–“

Zhanhang: “Wow, no clothes.”

“Which is yours?” Liu Yan asked Chi Xiaoduo.

“Yang pertama,” Chi Xiaoduo replied.

Liu Yan: “The one at the back of the palace is mys.”

Zhanxing Chao Chiduo said, “Your husband is in good shape.”

“Dimana dan dimana.” Chi Xiaoduo said modestly: “Your husband is also in good shape.”

Zhanhang: “Previously Master had eight abdominal muscles, but now there are only six.”

Liu Yan: “Mereka disini! Buru-buru!”

Meng Feng and others rushed under the pyramid, and the sculpture was pryed up at the top. The sculpture threw down with a tremendous bang, and then rolled down the pyramid. Meng Feng roared: “Liu Yan! Are you going to kill Lao Tzu?” ! “

Everyone dashed around on both sides and sculpted, with scaffolding and rolling stones, all tumbling down like a tsunami, and the corpse wolves were all scattered and pressed underneath. Everyone gasped for breath, climbed the pyramid, and each found their own daughter-in-law. They lay on the ground for a while and couldn’t say anything.

So at the entrance of the pyramid, a lot of muscular carcasses filled with men’s colors were lying in a row, Xiao Yi poured a little water on everyone, and returned to Liu Yan’s group of people to chat hahaha.

“I’m going home for the holidays …” Lu Zhou couldn’t help but see: “Today’s holiday, who is the one who provokes this?”

Meng Feng: “Jangan sebutkan itu! We haven’t bought our dishes yet!”

Lu Zhou: “My child is still waiting at home!”

“Do you have children?” Meng Feng wondered.

Over Liu Yan, Xiao Yi said: “Ya, surrogacy in the United States …”

So Xiao Yi began to share his secrets of surrogacy with everyone. Chi Xiao sat on his legs and showed Cascade their demon holy land. When he turned to one of them, Cassia exploded in an instant.

“Why do you have so many pandas!” Cassia almost growled.

“There is a wolf coming again.” Zhanhang said: “Is it necessary to open the system?”

Liu Yan said helplessly: “If only the Mid-Autumn Festival could be here.”

Chi Xiaoduo shot his thigh: “Iya!”

“Ayo pergi!” Xiang Cheng and others went to pick up their own daughter-in-law, and everyone entered the corridor along the passage.

“Hai, Halo, bisakah kamu mendengar?” Mystery said again: “You better hurry up, we are going to eat too.”

“Sekarang!” Meng Feng shouted impatiently.

The crowd came to the central control room.

“Civilization system started.” In the middle of the pyramid, a sphere of light released its brilliance and slowly rotated. “In the testing phase, we are not responsible for the final result …”

Lu Zhou grabbed Xiao Yi, Meng Feng took Liu Yan, Zhang Min held cassia, Xiang Cheng embraced Chi Xiaoduo, Lin Jingfeng held hands with Zhanhang.

“Boundary definition begins.”

The sound of the mystery: “Oke, the egg yolks are separated, Tu’er, I will teach you a restoration technique today. This spell … is the original creation of Yuanshi Tianzun …”

Mystery B: “Menguasai, don’t be verbose! Percepat! You have to get that pot of **** and fried crab yellow!”

Cassia: “I heard I’m so hungry …”

Zhang Min: “I’ll do it for you when I get home.”

Sistem: “Gold Medal Assistant.”

Xiao Yi: “Selamat tinggal semuanya.” He waved towards everyone.

Meng Feng whistled: “Goodbye Xijing!”

Lu Zhou: “Pergi!”

Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi were sent away with a buzz.

Sistem: “2013.”

Cassia: “How do you feel like watching fate …”

Chi Xiaoduo: “Bye goodbye Xiao Cassia! Goodbye Liu Yan!”

Liu Yan laughed, and Meng Feng said: “You can still make friends like this.” Liu Yan patted the back of Meng Feng’s head and Zhang Min smiled: “Thank you for taking care of the cassia!”

The four were also sent away in an instant.

Sistem: “Deep in the soul, according to the core values ​​of socialism, this screen is temporarily not shown to prevent verification.”

“Berantakan sekali?” Lin Jingfeng somehow.

Zhanxing whistled and waved at Chi Xiaoduo, and the two disappeared.

Sistem: “National First Class Exorcist induction training notice.”

Chi Xiaoduo: “It turns out that our parallel world is called this name? I only knew it for the first time.”

Xiang Cheng: “Aku, it seems to have pierced what heaven.”

In the end the two also disappeared flatly.

Koh Samui, the coast.

“Akhirnya di sini!” Xuan Hezhi shouted: “Datang dan datang! Where have the two of you gone?”

Chen Zhen, Ke Da, Feng Li, Chen Lang, Xuan He Zhi, Cao Bin and others were photographing mosquitoes at the beach and were stung with their legs covered. When they came to dinner together, the sky gradually darkened, and the sea was bright. At the beginning of the month, the silver light spread over the sea.

Festival room:

Lu Zhou hurriedly, wearing a shirt found in the prop room, walked out with Xiao Yi. The detectives and the host were instantly ignorant.

Lu Zhou: “Ahahaha! My new magic is good!”

Xiao Yi: “Does the finale show surprise everyone? Brother Zhou has become a living person as a finale event for everyone!”

Lu Zhou: “Oke, baik! Come here today first! The show ended successfully! Go home for the holidays! Ayo pergi!”

The entire petrochemical industry.

Malam hari, Lu Zhou pushed open the door, the two children flew up, the aunt nanny took a holiday, and the family of four enjoyed the moon in the garden after dinner. Xiao Yi told Lu Zhou interestingly the whole process of their inference. Lu Zhou is like listening to the fantasy.

Rumah besar.

“Dengan cepat!” Liu Yan said: “Jam berapa!”

Meng Feng: “You’re cooking a dish yourself!”

Zhang Min said: “Oke! Lai Jie! Don’t patronize and chat with Uncle Meng! Datang dan bantu!”

Lai Jie gave a sigh and asked his lover to sit and order the food himself. Without opening it for a moment, Liu Yan began to tell everyone about his experience when he went to the supermarket to buy food. s story.”

“Itu benar!” Meng Feng screamed.

“Itu palsu.” Jumei comforted: “It’s a new machine that we invented. It took over your head last night, so you always thought it was true.”

Meng Feng: “???

Meng Jianguo: “Open the glass ceiling and the moon comes up.”

Liu Yan pressed the remote control, and a bright moon hung high, taking care of the earth.

new York.

Mid-Autumn Festival, all together.

“Ayah.” The exhibition said with a blank expression: “I know that I and Master Xiao, Saudara Hu, it’s not easy for everyone to have a festival together …”

Zhanyang: “Hah?”

Lu Shaorong: “Lupakan, let’s eat more.”

Zhanhang: “But you don’t need to wrap the whole revolving restaurant here!”

Zhan Yang: “saya punya uang! Apa yang salah!”

Sun Liang: “Iya, our family has money, bagaimana?”

Exhibition: “…”

Lin Jingfeng: “It seems that I have heard this sentence today …”

Huo Hudao said: “Lihatlah bulan?”

“Ayo berfoto!” Lu Yao picked up his phone and smiled: “Everyone has their backs to the moon, come—”

Everyone leaned against the long table, compared a “Ya” sikap, and took a group photo together, with the full moon behind shining across New York.