Pastorale de la Vie Quotidienne - Chapitre 173

Chapitre 172: Extra Two. When Xiao Hui Becomes A Human~ (Spoof, Nothing To Do With The Text)

For a full minute, Xiao Hui bit his pillow and looked around in amazement, unable to recover.

meow~

He let out a tentative cry, moved his front paws, and the furry paws disappeared, turning into human-like arms. Xiao Hui was a little confused, and habitually wanted to squat on the bed, but found that it was difficult for his two human-like legs to perform such a difficult movement as a curved squat, especially since his tail was still there, it was very uncomfortable to squat down.

Xiao Hui flicked his tail and jumped off the bed as before, but he didn’t have a good balance and fell to the ground.

meow~

Xiao Hui cried out angrily, and it hurt too much just now. He was accustomed to anger Fang Lei, but soon realized that Fang Lei left him at home and went out by himself. Xiao Hui waved his hand angrily, and leaned on his legs to stand up while leaning on the bed. I didn’t feel it when I was a cat, but now he has no soft fur on him, and the floor is a little cold for him.

Xiao Hui learns to stand on the ground like Fang Lei, his legs are slender and strong enough to support his whole body weight, the only trouble is that he is not used to standing on two legs or even walk. Xiao Hui tilted his head, flicked his tail, tried to maintain his balance, and took a few steps along the edge of the bed.

meow~

Xiao Hui’s voice reveals the joy of discovering new things. The world that a person can see is different from that of a cat. He looked around curiously, and there was familiarity in all the strangeness around him. He took a few more steps, tilted his head and stopped in front of the full-length mirror.

Is it him? Xiao Hui was a little confused, why did he become a human? This is something that Xiao Hui hadn’t thought of at all. He usually thinks most about things related to food, territoire, and Fang Lei. I couldn’t eat dried small fish, and I was in a bad mood and scratched Fang Lei. There are wild cats who don’t know how to live and provoke his territory, and he is in a bad mood and scratches Fang Lei. Fang Lei left one of his cats at home at work, and he was in a bad mood and scratched Fang Lei. After losing the fight with Da Hei, I was in a bad mood and scratched Fang Lei. What should he do now? Find Fang Lei and continue to scratch Fang Lei?

Xiao Hui blinked, tilted his head and thought about it, and decided to follow his instinct to find Fang Lei. He jumped onto the bed and subconsciously leaned over to the window. No matter the spring, summer, autumn or winter, Fang Lei would not close the window, and would deliberately leave a place for Xiao Hui to come and go. But soon Xiao Hui realized that he was now a human body and could no longer climb out of the window.

meow~

Xiao Hui flicked his tail in dissatisfaction, feeling that becoming a human is not good at all. He jumped out of bed again, and walked to the door of the living room, balancing his tail with a flick of his tail. Attendez une minute! Xiao Hui saw Fang Lei’s police uniform hanging by the entrance, and then looked down at his naked body. He remembered that Fang Lei had no hair on his body, and he had to wear this kind of thing called clothes every time he went out. Xiao Hui thought for a while, then stretched out his hand and pulled the clothes off awkwardly. He stared at his trousers for a long time, and imitated Fang Lei’s movements every morning when he put on his clothes.

meow~

Xiao Hui staggered and almost fell. He pulled his trousers up, but got caught in the tail. Xiao Hui turned his head to look and tucked his tail into his pants. Fang Lei’s trousers were a little too big, and he couldn’t tell from the outside with his tail tucked in. Xiao Hui twisted his body and felt uncomfortable, and habitually turned his anger on Fang Lei’s head. Putting on his trousers, Xiao Hui put on his police uniform and walked out the door with bare feet.

Fang Lei lives in a single apartment of the police station. Heureusement, there is no one at noon. Xiao Hui walked all the way to the outside of the apartment and no one noticed his abnormality. Standing on the side of the road, he sniffed his nose and smelled Fang Lei’s scent.

“Are you taking a taxi?” A taxi stopped by the roadside, and the driver asked enthusiastically.

Xiao Hui looked over blankly, the driver saw Xiao Hui’s appearance and smiled, “Un jeune homme, where did your cat ears come from? It looks very real. The clothes are not yours, droite? ? The parents who wore them secretly? This is no good, police uniforms can’t be worn indiscriminately, and they will be punished.”

While the driver was talking, Xiao Hui had already walked around to open the door and sat up. He used to ride in Fang Lei’s car, and he was very familiar with it.

“Yo, get in the car, où allez-vous?”

Little Gray: Meow~

Driver: “…”

One person and one cat stared at them with big eyes, Xiao Hui patted the steering wheel and pointed to the front.

The driver responded, “Are you going to the front?”

Little Gray: Meow~

The driver’s face immediately showed sympathy, looking at a handsome young man, poor can’t speak and only learn to meow. His eyes fell on Xiao Hui’s bare feet, and he shook his head, “You guys don’t wear shoes when you go out. Although it’s not cold in May now, it’s not comfortable to step on the ground with bare feet.”

Xiao Hui fell on his feet with the driver’s eyes, and there was a green grass between his fair toes, which he had just stepped on on the side of the road. His mood suddenly improved, and he smiled at the driver.

meow~

Driver: “…”

Relying on Xiao Hui to guide the way, the driver successfully sent Xiao Hui to the steakhouse not far from Fang Lei’s work. Xiao Hui didn’t wait for the car to stop before he opened the door, but the driver hurriedly pulled him back. “Attendre, boy.” Although Xiao Hui could only meow along the way, the driver had already made up for countless pictures of Xiao Hui being pitifully abandoned by his family. He didn’t know what Xiaohui was doing here. Considering that the police station was not far ahead, the driver wanted to send Xiaohui there.

Xiao Hui had already seen Fang Lei through the car window, he turned angrily and patted the steering wheel, signaling the driver to let him go.

The driver guessed: “Is there your family down there?”

Little Gray: Meow~

The driver parked the car on the side of the road, and Xiao Hui jumped out of the car angrily. The driver did not worry and thought about it and chased after him. On one side of the road, the signboard of Yilian Youmeng Steakhouse was huge. Behind the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, Fang Lei was sitting there talking to a long-haired girl in a floral dress.

Xiao Hui rushed to the glass window and shouted angrily at Fang Lei inside.

Fang Lei felt something in his heart, turned his head subconsciously, and looked at Xiao Hui. He recognized the clothes on Xiao Hui almost at a glance, and then thought of something, and said in astonishment: “Xiao Hui?”

The girl opposite Fang Lei followed Fang Lei’s line of sight and smiled slightly, “Children are pretty fun these days, you see that cat ears look like real ones.”

Cat ears… Fang Lei couldn’t sit still, stood up and hurried out. As soon as he ran out of the steakhouse, the driver just caught up with Xiao Hui and pulled Xiao Hui to ask something. Fang Lei was anxious, thinking what the driver was going to do, rushed up and pushed the driver away, and hugged Xiao Hui in his arms.

meow~

Xiao Hui scratched Fang Lei angrily, and the cat ears on his head curled up angrily.

“Little Gray.”

Fang Lei determined that the boy in his arms was Xiao Hui, and countless questions flashed through his mind in an instant. How could Xiao Hui become a human? When did you become human? How did he find it here? … Fang Lei has not found the answer to these questions, and the driver who was pushed away by him has already called out, “You are this guy’s family? How did you take care of him? You dare to leave him alone if he can’t speak. , don’t even wear shoes?”

On hearing this, Fang Lei realized that he had made a mistake. He nodded apologetically at the driver, “Je suis désolé, I just misunderstood.” Shoes, Fang Lei swiped and hugged Xiao Hui. Xiao Hui was still angry, so he reached out and scratched Fang Lei again.

Fang Lei was a little helpless. He couldn’t spare his hands to touch Xiao Hui’s ears now, so he could only whisper, “Ne crée pas d'ennuis, Xiao Hui, be obedient.”

meow~

Fang Lei nodded, “It was my fault, I shouldn’t have left Xiao Hui at home, will I go back now?”

meow~

“D'accord, let’s fry the little yellow croaker when we go back.”

meow~

The two of you kept talking to each other, and the driver even sympathized with the other side Lei. Emotion This young man really treats himself as a cat, and the appearance of his family also cooperates with him to play a cat. He kindly asked, “Would you like to take the boy to the hospital?”

Fang Lei was stunned for a moment, puis sourit: “Merci, Xiaohui is not sick.” He said carrying Xiaohui to the front of the car, put Xiaohui on the co-pilot, and took it out of his wallet. He took out a hundred dollars and turned around and handed it to the driver, “Did you send Xiao Hui? I’m really bothering you.”

The driver was not going to accept the money, but Fang Lei insisted on giving it, so he had to accept it. Just as he was about to find money, Fang Lei got into the car and nodded at the driver and turned out of the parking lot.

“Hey, I want your money.”

The driver’s voice was blown away by the wind, Fang Lei held the steering wheel with one hand, touched Xiaohui’s ear with the other, et a dit avec un sourire, “Aren’t you angry anymore?”

meow~

Xiao Hui twisted his body and felt that the tail under his **** was pressed very uncomfortable.

“Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas?” Fang Lei asked.

Xiao Hui grabbed his pants, half kneeled on the co-pilot and took off his pants. He was wearing only Fang Lei’s police uniform coat all over his body, his long bare legs were exposed, his snow-white buttocks were half pouted, revealing a gray tail in the middle, and he shook it at Fang Lei.

Fang Lei braked suddenly to the side of the road and almost had an accident. He almost subconsciously took off his T-shirt and put it on Xiao Hui’s waist. Xiao Hui flicked his tail in dissatisfaction, and yelled at him.

Fang Lei was helpless, et dit doucement: “I know the tail is uncomfortable. Let’s go home and take it off, d'accord? Just bear it for a while, just a while.”

meow~

Fang Lei immediately assured: “D'accord, I will never leave you again from today.”

As Xiao Hui is now, Fang Lei is really worried about leaving him alone.

meow~

Xiao Hui reluctantly accepted the existence of the T-shirt, Fang Lei breathed a sigh of relief, and restarted the car. It was not too far from here to the apartment, Fang Lei always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something. But it doesn’t matter what he forgot, Fang Lei was embarrassed about how to take Xiao Hui back to the apartment later, he couldn’t just take him back naked. If his colleagues saw him, how would he behave in the future?

Fang Lei’s problem didn’t bother him for a long time. He looked at the door of the apartment in front of him, and suddenly a light green light flashed. Fang Lei turned his head, and the police uniform on Xiao Hui fell to his seat. supérieur. Under the police uniform, a small gray and fluffy head was exposed.

Fang Lei: “…”

I don’t know if maintaining the human form consumes a lot of energy, and Xiao Hui fell asleep soon after turning back into a cat. Fang Lei parked the car, opened the door and carefully took out Xiao Hui. Xiao Hui curled up in a ball in his arms, and there was a green grass between his toes.

Fang Lei nodded Xiao Hui’s nose amusingly and carried it back to the apartment. As soon as he entered the door, the old lady’s phone came after him, “Quel est ton problème, Leizi? Halfway through the meal, you disappeared. You don’t say hello to the girl, what’s the point of leaving the girl alone in the restaurant? Également, the girl said that you left with the young man, where did the young man come from?”

“…” Fang Lei, he said he forgot something. He felt a little guilt, “Mom was a little surprised, et tout le sol trembla légèrement. Something happened to my friend’s brother, I was in a hurry to come back and deal with it and forgot.”

“Friend’s brother?”

Fang Lei glanced at Xiao Hui in his arms, “My friend’s brother is no different from my brother.”

The old lady was reasonable when she heard that she had something to do, “Then you should call the girl and explain that even the meal is paid for by the girl herself.”

Fang Lei nodded helplessly, promising to find an opportunity to invite the girl to dinner again.

After soothing the old lady, Fang Lei saw that Xiao Hui was sound asleep and was okay for a while, so he simply took off his clothes and hugged Xiao Hui to make up for sleep. One person and one cat slept until the afternoon, the light green light condensed, and Xiao Hui turned into a human shape again. He moved his body unaccustomedly, lying on Fang Lei’s body as before, stretching his limbs, burying his face in Fang Lei’s neck, and sleeping comfortably.

Fang Lei felt that he was being pressed down by something in his sleep, and subconsciously reached out and touched it, the tentacles felt extremely smooth. Fang Lei was stunned for a moment. His palm had already touched a fluffy tail, and the underside of the tail was soft and elastic.

After regaining consciousness, Fang Lei found that he was shamelessly hard.