Après avoir refusé d'attaquer le roi du cinéma, Le poisson salé est devenu populaire - Chapitre 104

Chapitre 103 – One Hundred And Three Salted Fish

When Ning Xiaoyu was being massaged by Lu Jingdu’s calf, a moving picture spread in some groups at a crazy speed.

Bientôt, this animated picture rushed to the hot search by itself.

And the title of the hot search is particularly **** and eye-catching—

“A real man always takes Xiao Huang with him”

Some netizens who don’t watch variety shows are at a loss when they see these words.

What is the relationship between a real man and Xiao Huang?

Aussi, what is Xiao Huang? Could it be the little yellow dog?

A real man still needs to bring a local dog to strengthen his courage?

With such curiosity, most netizens couldn’t help but click into this hot search.

Puis, as soon as they entered, they saw the moving picture that had become popular in countless Koukou groups and Weiwei groups in a short period of time.

In this high-definition gif animation, after a certain actor dropped a key, he dropped out a pack of gaudy little yellows.

And a certain actor who encountered this sudden situation picked up the thing calmly and put it in another pocket with a calm expression.

The whole process takes only three seconds.

But the meaning expressed in these three seconds is too rich. The people who eat melons are so shocked that they can’t even close their mouths.

[Xiao Huang is the one I think? 】

[You upstairs are not mistaken! 】

[Why is it called Xiao Huang? 】

[A movie star personally explained, because this brand is called Xiao Huang. 】

[This is too coincidental, how did this thing fall out? 】

[Maybe… because the netizens’ expectations are too strong? See through the actor’s trouser pockets? 】

It may be because the expression of the person involved is too calm, or it may be because of the halo of the actor, so the audience who saw this animation did not feel “embarrassed for others”.

They just think that life is like a play, and such a coincidence can happen.

Save, must save!

Après aujourd'hui, the first question some couples ask when they meet is, “Did you bring Xiao Huang with you today?"

As for some boyfriends who are not willing to bring along, their girlfriends will say, “Even the best actor, why don’t you take it?"

Donc, Xiao Huang took advantage of the situation and took advantage of the wind, skyrocketing to 90,000 kilomètres, and became the hottest one in a certain brand. In order to thank the actor and the salted fish king, they gave them n boxes of Xiao Huang every year to ensure that they would never lack. But that’s for later.

After the massage, Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu went to the meeting point after taking a hot bath respectively.

They were not late, but they were the latest among all the guests.

C'est une pincée.

Quand ils sont venus, several guests were chatting. All guests have seen Xiao Huang in real life.

Seeing that the two were late, several people couldn’t help thinking about it.

Xu Yiyin joked in his substandard Mandarin, “The two of you will be late by a few seconds.”

À cet égard, Xi Jing, who has been at the forefront of eating melons, has something to say.

Elle a dit légèrement, “The film king is just providing some kind of service.”

Invités: ? ? ?

public:? ? ?

This should not be called a love variety show, but a variety show that eats melons. Since the actor and the salted fish king joined, the audience has fresh and hot melons to eat every day.

[No wonder the two of them came together by hand! 】

Ah, non, I’m so excited that I can’t sit still! 】

When the guests were so shocked that they were about to lose their voice, Xi Jing added slowly, “He provides a calf massage service, so that Teacher Ning’s legs won’t be sore tomorrow.”

Afraid of being misunderstood, she deliberately added the word “calf”.

De cette façon, they will not think wrong, droite?

Invité:…

Public: C'est ça? Parce que je ne peux pas m'en empêcher si je l'ai.?

After this episode, the atmosphere at the scene was very harmonious and hot.

Après un certain temps, the director came and brought a new task.

“The variety show is coming to an end, every date is one less.

Presumably every date you have, can bring different feelings.

Aujourd'hui, the guests randomly selected the costumes needed for the date. But pay attention, the clothes you draw are not for you to wear, but for the guests you are dating. Cela dit, it’s up to you how your date dresses tonight. "

【interesting. 】

[Hurry up and smoke! 】

The lottery is still in a cardboard box. When Ning Xiaoyu went up to draw, the love system was so excited that he rubbed his hands, [Fille, it would be great if you could get a certain interesting suit. Let Tong also learn a lot. 】

Ning Xiaoyu: …Impossible, you should give up your mind quickly.

Although the scale of “Heartbeat 100%” is very large, it is really not possible to scale it to that scale. As soon as a certain fun suit comes out, it is estimated that the live broadcast room will be blocked immediately.

Even if the scale of the program group can reach this level, she will not let the system grow this insight.

The love system is already very greasy now, if you gain more experience, it will probably become so greasy in the future.

Before Ning Xiaoyu, the four female guests had already come to the stage to draw lots.

Xi Jing, who was the first to draw lots, got a non-mainstream set meal. This also means that tonight her date will wear a colorful afro and wear a non-mainstream set meal to eat at a restaurant tonight.

As for her date, it was Li Zigao.

Because of the previous “Dark Pink” incident, now they have an extra title, “Plastic CP”.

Deep pink, just a little heart-wrenching, just a little better than strangers.

Seeing that Xi Jing got a non-mainstream set meal, Li Zigao wailed, “Xi Jing! You’re ruining my image!"

Xi Jing hurriedly apologized, "Je suis désolé, I didn’t know I was so unlucky today.”

The audience had a great time watching it, and everyone was looking forward to Li Zigao’s non-mainstream look tonight.

The second person to come to the stage to draw lots was Xiao Wu.

She got the animal pajamas package.

After knowing that she was going to the restaurant in animal pajamas tonight, her date Xu Yiyin’s expression was stiff.

Before today, this rich and young man from Hong Kong only knew what animal pajamas were, but he had never tried them.

But things have come to this, he can only reluctantly agree. Even if he knew that wearing animal pajamas would be out of style, he could only bite the bullet and wear it. He is not someone who can’t afford to play.

The third female guest got a package for the elderly. That means tonight her date is going to show up in old age clothes.

When her date found out, she couldn’t help laughing, "C'est bon, it’s an early experience.”

The fourth female guest got a winter dress.

After getting this result, her date couldn’t help but make a bitter face.

“It’s a hot day and I’m wearing winter clothes. Will others think I’m not working well here?” He nodded his head as he spoke.

[Hahahaha laughed to death. 】

[I didn’t expect this love variety show to be quite sand sculpture. 】

Li Zigao clicked his tongue, “What are you afraid of? De toute façon, Je suis d'accord. They might think that I’m more mentally ill than you.”

They were two brothers and sisters, one was wearing non-mainstream clothes and the other was wearing winter clothes, so they could only hug each other and cry bitterly.

It can only be said that the program group can play.

The fifth female guest was Ning Xiaoyu.

She was lucky and won the **** package in one draw.

The love system was so excited that it screamed, [Fille, it’s really a **** package! Comment **** can a **** suit be? ! Looks like you’re in luck tonight! 】

Ning Xiaoyu frowned slightly, “Did you do anything?"

The love system hastily denied it, en disant, 【I swear to God, je n'ai pas. 】It did know from the very beginning that there was a **** set in it, but there were a dozen sets in it, and it didn’t know what its host would get in the end. And to be honest, it actually hopes that its host can get a certain interesting suit.

C'est exact, the program team will play if they dare to play, and there is indeed a certain interesting suit in the cardboard box! Too bad she didn’t get it.

It’s also really hands-off. It can only be said that this is the fate of the actor and the salted fish king.

After the female guests finished drawing, it was the turn of the male guests.

The first male guest on stage was Li Zigao.

His luck was also average, and he drew a bad girl suit.

After seeing the note on the paper, he smiled heartily, “Xi Jing, bad girl, can you say that you have experienced life?"

Miss Xi Jing went to a noble school since she was a child, and she has never worn a bad girl’s dress with a skull. Xi Jing was actually very dissatisfied with this result. But thinking that she had picked a non-mainstream set meal for the other party, she had nothing to say.

Il n'y a pas de monstres ici mais seulement des pièges, they have already hurt each other, so stop nagging.

But a non-mainstream, a bad girl, seems to be a bit of a match.

The second guest on stage was Xu Yiyin.

He was lucky, and the one he drew was the little white flower suit.

After seeing these words, he couldn’t help but click his tongue, “This suit suits you very well.”

He said this sentence has no other meaning, it is purely literal.

Xiaowu looks pure and sweet, which belongs to the face of first love, and is indeed suitable for the gentle little white flower suit.

[Animals with small white flowers? 】

[The biggest highlight of the random draw is here! 】

【Keep going. 】

The third male guest came to the stage to draw lots.

What he drew was a winter suit package.

This is the first time a repeated set meal has appeared, and a female guest also got it before.

[Old people’s clothes and winter clothes, hahaha, it’s so simple! 】

[The two of them going out are definitely a sight to behold. 】

[Toutes nos félicitations, there is one more maverick in the eyes of passers-by. 】

The fourth male guest got the Lo Niang set meal.

This female guest is the oldest among the five female guests. Seeing that her date helped her get this package, she couldn’t help laughing, “It seems that I’m going to pretend to be young tonight.”

[Pretend to be tender, pretend to be tender. 】

[Sister is too modest, En réalité, she looks very tender! 】

[Sister rushes the duck! 】

The fifth and last male guest was Lu Jingdu.

Finally it was his turn.

Under the expectant eyes of the audience, Lu Jingdu stepped forward to draw lots.

Puis, what he drew was—

High school uniform.

After knowing this result, the love system was so excited that the whole system went crazy. High school uniforms are good, high school uniforms are wonderful.

【Girl in school uniform vs. mature and rich gold **** homme. 】

[Fille, this cp seems to be very popular all the time, it seems that you will have a wonderful night tonight. 】