Este héroe es un cabrón - Capítulo 362
2022-08-06
Capítulo 362 Zhou Li, un buen hombre
“The information of this man is out.”
Al poco tiempo , The information of this professional who called himself “Fan Ma Kongjiro” was sent to everyone. After seeing the above, the review was sucked in a breath of cold air on the spot.
“The City Lord of Silver City?!"
Not only the review, but even Mr. Charles on the side was extremely shocked. Because there is no one else on the list, it is the City Lord of Silver City, Magnum III’s number one licking dog, and the Deputy Minister of Magnum’s Ministry of Finance – Levis.
“How is that possible?"
Seeing the name on it, Charles waved his hands again and again and said incredulously: “He left the City Lord of his Magnum capital not to do it, come on Are we here as tight clothes fake ** perverts? Esto es imposible!"
“We thought so at first.”
The official in charge of registration was bitterly laughed, he looked at the two The man said helplessly: “This person gave us a diplomatic certificate with Levi’s name and seal on it. We have verified that all the rune and anti-theft above are true, and there is no discrepancy.”
“This…this…”
Charles and the reviewer looked at each other, and both could see the other’s high degree of shock. Después de todo, the real value of the title of City Lord of Silver City is beyond doubt, and Rijindoujin belongs to Levi’s. Now this Magnum Tianzi No. 1 big licking dog is not going to serve Magnum III, but comes to Mosk to wear tight clothes and take fake ** to the martial arts meeting?
What international joke is he making?
“It’s definitely not me.”
Charles put down the document and said firmly: “Unless he stands in front of me now, stripped naked and danced with this fake **, I will In any case, I can’t believe it’s him.”
Looking at his old boss who had retired from the battlefield, he was a little speechless at his boldness. Al poco tiempo, he picked up the document and said with a headache: “There are two problems now. The first is whether the weapon will let him pass the trial. The second is to verify the identity of this person.”
“Don’t think about the previous question, it will definitely not pass the trial.”
Charles said decisively: “If we really pass the trial for him, our martial arts club can become an entertainment for the whole world in the future. No matter how we hold a martial arts meeting in the future, they will put the fake ** incident of this time on it, and then laugh at us crazily. Además, this game should not be broadcast. We and the video department will be sinners through the ages. Apologize.”
“What about his identity?"
Ahora, the tricky thing has changed from failing a trial to an identity issue. cuando se trataba de esto, Charles was also silent. Después de todo, there were too many doubts and conflicts in this matter.
The simplest truth is that if there is a person who can steal the most important diplomatic documents from the home of the heavily guarded City Lord of Silver City. Obviamente, this certificate will bring a lot of positive benefits, and it can even make Levi’s wrecked in a short time. Después de todo, Yingnan will definitely be happy to get such a powerful weapon. But why did he take fake ** and wear tight clothes to travel thousands of miles to a neighboring country to participate in a martial arts meeting? What is he drawing? Qué es lo que quiere?
Picture Yile? Ser feliz?
Cómo es eso posible?
Entonces, after exhausting many apparently wrong answers, a horribly correct answer came to their minds.
Levis, may really be a pervert.
“How about, let me try it out?"
The reviewer looked at Charles hesitantly, y pregunto suavemente, “I’ll have someone look at the border entry and exit records, and then call him again. Call back to visit this person and verify his identity exactly?"
"Okey."
Charles nodded, and then hurriedly reminded: “You just use his weapon directly. But the reviewer called his communicator and turned on the speakerphone, and I’ll listen to it.”
"No hay problema." . Pronto, the border entry and exit records appeared in their hands, and Levi’s name clearly appeared in the column of a private airship. And all the expenses for that luxurious private airship go to the Magnum account.
Esta roto, it looks like it’s really Levi’s.
The two were silent in the face of this horrific fact. Anyone who knows a little about Magnum doesn’t know that Levi’s is Magnum’s No. 1 True Dragon. As long as it was the order of Magnum III, he was eager to fly in a spiral to complete the task. Not to mention disobedience to Magnum III, until now there is not even a single piece of information about the dispute between the two, not even the unilateral dissatisfaction of Magnum III, which is enough to prove how terrifying this Levi is.
After swallowing nervously, the reviewer picked up the official communicator and broadcast the number left by “Levis”. After a short beep sound, the communication was answered.
"Hola? Quién es?"
Una calma, proud voice in the bones sounded. The reviewer was shocked, then looked towards Charles, gestured and said to the other end of the phone:
"Hola, this is the official communication of the Mosk Martial Arts Club, I am the staff responsible for the review .”
As soon as he heard this sentence, there was a sudden laughter from the other side of the communicator, and then the audit and Charles vaguely heard the other side such as “Tariq also has a wire fraud?” “It seems that Wu The prefix of the Douhui is Mosk,” and so on in the rustling voices. Pronto, they heard each other’s voices.
"Qué? Hay algo?"
Some vicissitudes, but also with the majesty of a superior, completely in line with Levi’s image. The reviewer took a deep breath, held his nerves, and said to Levis:
"Hola, I am the chief reviewer of the Mosk First Martial Arts Club. You can call me Eminem. This time I’m here to talk to you about your weapons review, do you have free time now?"
"Sí."
A short but powerful answer sounded, The review maintained a high degree of concentration, and after thinking for a while, él dijo:
"Lo siento, your weapon report did not pass the review. The reason is that the appearance of this weapon is not suitable for display, and it has certain characteristics. We would like you to change your weapon and do a second review.”
“Why not show it?"
Without anger and no reprimand, Levi’s remains high-class the demeanor, asked lightly: cubriendo mi cara con sus manos, the Amherst Church in Ingnam believes in reproductive organs because it represents the reproduction of the human being and is a sacred and inviolable right. And in Amherst in Ingnam The church is recognized as a righteous church and has the right to preach. But you are now prohibiting the church’s sacred relic from entering the battlefield, isn’t it a form of discrimination?"
Mierda, and this kind of boxing ?
Review and Charles looked at each other in blank dismay, apparently they had never seen a character rebutted from this angle, which further strengthened their determination of the identity of Levis on the other end of the phone . After reviewing to stabilize his mind, he said to Levi after a moment of contemplation:
"Lo siento, this church has never been reported in our country and is not a regular church. And your…weapon, we judge that it does not have the effect of a weapon, Lo siento, we can’t pass the trial for you.”
"De este modo, I will let you take any weapon, I will use this, and we will have a formal duel. As the saying goes well, Practice brings true knowledge, you say that he does not have the effect of a weapon, then we will conduct an experiment to see if he can deal a blow to the enemy.”
If you are holding this game, I should be drawn. I’ll kill myself, De Verdad.
Forcibly suppressed the desire to complain, the reviewer forced a smile, and said to Zhou Li: "Lo siento, this really can’t pass the review, it’s a higher-level rule, even if you ask me, I can’t help it I’ll give you specific regulations.”
"Okey, I won’t make it difficult for you.” What do you think about the degree of camouflage?"
“Fake?"
The reviewer frowned, but if you disguise your appearance, it shouldn’t be very lethal. Pero para estar en el lado seguro, todavía preguntó, “How are you going to disguise?"
“Mosaic with a disguise array.”
Oh, it’s even more disgusting.
“I’m really sorry for being out of order.”
“Then you have to tell me what’s out of the way.”
Levis didn’t flinch. , bluntly asked: “Do you look down on me Levis? I am a Magnum government official who has traveled thousands of miles to experience the customs of your country and want to participate in a fighting competition, but you are obstructing it in every possible way. What’s your intention?"
"¿Es usted el Sr.. Reeves?"
En este momento, the wisdom of thousands of harmonious troops poured into his mind. Cerró los ojos, took the conversation and asked Levis, "Lo siento, we didn’t confirm your identity in advance. Con nosotros, any foreigner needs to confirm their identity. Can you do an online identity confirmation?"
"Sí."
Levis answered decisively, after reviewing for a moment, le pregunto:
“What is your diplomatic certificate number? "
“one after another 451433697.”
“The answer is correct.”
After flipping through the materials, the review continued to ask : “Please answer your name, la edad, and address.”
“Levis, age forty-nine, lives at 1-1, Xiangyun Villa, First Street, Silver City.”
“The answer is correct.”
The speed and accuracy of this series of answers are extremely high, without any stamina or hesitation. Audit and Charles have completely determined that this person is Levi’s at this time. Audit pondered for a moment and asked the last question:
“What is your specific strength?"
“Platinum. "
Sin la menor vacilación, the reviewer and Charles completely believed that this person was Levi. This question may seem like a simple one, but in fact there is a pitfall here.
If it is a pretender, they will never know that the seemingly powerful Levi is actually another professional of Platinum Grade. Even if they knew this, they wouldn’t know that Levi’s written on the official file was all gold. Because Levi’s has been hiding his strength, this has helped him a lot.
"Bien, Señor. Levis, if you really want to use this weapon, please allow us to do some post-processing when it is played on the communicator, it may affect your image, may I ask you What’s your choice?"
"Okey, just deal with it.”
Zhou Li, No, Reeves agreed immediately, de todas formas, people who watched his behavior indirectly would not Providing the energy of natural disasters is nothing but a pity that it cannot make Levi’s shine.
"Bien, have a nice life.”
The communicator shuts down and the busy tone keeps ringing. There was a long silence in the office.
Ahora, there is good news and bad news.
The good news is that they can use special means for post-processing to prevent this weird-looking weapon from appearing on the screen of the general public.
The bad news is that entrants may not be able to avoid this terrifying weapon.
"Si tú lo piensas, he will at least put a mosaic on it.”
Charles patted the shoulder of the review and said with emotion: "De ninguna manera, no one can think of this. No one I can think of a City Lord of Silver City who would travel thousands of miles to a foreign country to become a pervert. Olvídalo, everyone has a little special hobby.”
“Levi’s meaning is to let us hide his identity, sí, Even if you have special hobbies, you can’t let others know.”
The review wiped his face, su voz tembló: “It’s just suffering those fighters…”
"Mierda!"
En este momento, Charles suddenly gave a strange cry. Looking at the puzzled reviewer, Charles said to the reviewer in horror: “Will Tia Princess participate in this competition?"
Escuchando esto, the reviewer’s old face turned white, Teeth chattering, he quickly took the information on the side and started searching. Al poco tiempo, he lowered his arms and said with a sullen heart: “Now there is one bad news and another bad news.”
Before Charles could speak, the reviewer each minding their own business said:
“The bad news is that Tia Princess didn’t use her last championship ticket.”
“Isn’t that good news?"
Charles puzzled asked: “Tia Princess didn’t use the tickets, didn’t she just want to participate?"
“The other bad news is that Tia Princess didn’t use the championship tickets, but chose to start from scratch. Decir, she’ll meet Levi’s at First Stage.”
Roto.
Everything is broken.
It has already begun to imagine that when the honorable Her Highness the Princess is high-spirited and vigorously preparing to shine in the ring, a pervert wearing tight clothes and holding something indescribable slowly walks onto the stage. Audit and Levis both felt the word despair from the bottom of their hearts. They looked at each other and smiled, bitter and desperate.
"No, let me change Levi’s team to gold!"
Charles slapped the table and said fiercely: “I can’t let the Princess first round touch him, eso no es bueno. It will cause a diplomatic accident! I don’t want to see Magnum and Tariq go to war, at least not in our link!"
"Okey, I’ll change it right away.”
De todas formas, Levi’s is gold in the official data, so there’s no problem with this grouping.
“Absolutely, absolutamente, absolutely can’t let Princess, first round encounter this perverted City Lord, absolutamente!"
************** ******
“His…”
Zhou Li, who was swinging in a rocking chair at home, looked at the bright moon outside the window, and kept thinking in his mind. He always felt that he had forgotten something.
Qué es?
(Fin de este capítulo)